Thursday, May 21, 2009

JOIN US FOR IMMUNITY

as previously discussed, the u.v race are immune to swine flu
so join us OR
some free advice for ya'll;
to avoid flu simply avoid the following:




Monday, May 18, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

dog wanking exerpts

Here are some exerpts from the brand new literary companion to WAR AND PEACE, DOG WANKING by Mr Alistair W Montfort, III.









fuck cops


her names is jellybean bananza
her soul is true

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

family


the uv race are like family
we support each other
a little while ago our singer 'Marcus' decided to become a sled dog racer
we were unsure, didn't want to get his hopes up
see his big ol' heart be broken
but uv support is unconditional
we scraped together our paychecks
so we sent our little Marky off to Alaska with his pack
i'm proud to say that Marcus came fourth in his race!!
fourth ladies and gentlemen!
what a man
what a snow dog.




Sunday, May 10, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

give yourself a stranger


tommorow is a big day
two big games of footy.
2pm is the THE TOTE vs THE BAR OPEN BATS
3.40 is the THE EAST BRUNSWICK EYE GOUGES vs OLD BAR UNICORNS
dan uv and al uv are staring in the match.
georgia uv has suffered a possibly fatal injury during intense training and will be on the side line.
come help her support the team and the cause.
the address is:
ALBERT ST, BRUNSWICK.
(inbetween lygon and nicholson)

WEAR BLACK

GO GOUGES!!